There are birthday cards with nothing to look at but text, and then there's THIS one. With all due respect to minimalism, sometimes more is more. Negative space, shmegative space. This has detail for days. (Also: nudes! But they're from Mr Bosch's 15th-c. Flemish masterpiece, so it's fine.)

6.25 × 4.5 inch/A6 blank greeting card + recycled white envelope